So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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