| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9922 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5345 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 961 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5645 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5850 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9146 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 8485 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4984 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6305 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2685 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
