| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7090 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5355 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9170 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!
You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.
Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 488 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).
Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2364 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.
So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1934 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2448 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.
our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4010 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 109 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2522 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3215 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.
And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.
Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.
So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1962 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4412 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7463 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.
Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.
So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6463 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.
And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.
So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7213 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Explore our virtual world where mining diamonds feels like you’re pulling off a heist, building epic structures feels like you’re defying gravity, and battling mobs feels like you’re taking down a criminal empire.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush without any of the consequences. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the legal high you never knew you needed!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7096 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1095 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.
so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.
join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9022 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 438 |
But hey, on our server, you can unleash all your wildest fantasies without actually harming anyone! Build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual pals. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7371 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7758 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being treated like a third wheel or being belittled by so-called friends. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and surround yourself with supportive and friendly players.
Forget about getting mad at for little things or having your feelings hurt by mean-spirited comments. On our server, compliments are plentiful and everyone is encouraged to spread kindness and positivity.
And if you’re tired of dealing with male-centered drama and shallow friendships, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about having fun, building epic structures, and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of adventure and laughter! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual bar serves the best virtual drinks in town!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6570 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of cancellations, distant friends, and passive-aggressive picnics. Our server is a place where you can truly relax and enjoy the simple pleasure of creating your own virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build your own paradise and escape from all the craziness that comes with it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
