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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1871 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 639 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cookie. now they have to fend off hungry zombies who mistake their home for a snack.
if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride around on llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see for yourself why targeted ads will become more efficient in accidentally diagnosing medical conditions, than you trying to use the actual healthcare system.