AchieveMine SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	4317
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4652	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	561
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	417283
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	657
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.