join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Love Letters Sent: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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