join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2364 Zombie Dances: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Towns Built: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 6342

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2359
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5386
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ores Mined: 9334
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Potions Brewed: 103 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ores Mined: 3682
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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