join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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