join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Void Gems Collected: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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