| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3784 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
abysscraft.realistic.host
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4738 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8070 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8690 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9975 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6444 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8584 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5122 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3516 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5794 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1049 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 284695 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9899 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4241 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8378 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 830 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
