| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7183 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
abysscraft.realistic.host
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6269 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7926 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6296 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9245 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 326091 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2538 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2074 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1653 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7737 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3919 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4907 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6311 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9672 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5596 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Crops Grown: | 9776 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 871 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3121 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2685 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8471 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2870 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
