| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2948 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 621 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙♂️🐰
And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰
Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6635 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 54 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7286 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8841 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7079 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3557 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.
imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.
but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7271 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8808 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5573 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1927 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1918 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9819 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3009 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1627 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Votes: | 4540 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3260 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6943 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7551 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 120 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 618 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
