| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7856 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3885 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9761 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 129348 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8353 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 55558 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3305 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 552 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9309 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8036 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2289 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7234 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5334 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3286 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9195 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7616 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6476 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
