AbsurdSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoWeekendPlansLOL

active lifestyle, Communication, compromise, Downtime, healthy habits, Hiking, mental health, Netflix, NoWeekendPlansLOL, personal time, physical activity, reading, relationship boundaries, Relaxation, self-care, video games, Walking, weekend plans, weekends, weight management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Potions Brewed:	90	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	191544
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4643
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Votes:	1189
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2863	Dragon Eggs Found:	9343

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Towns Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	150980
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	61
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	4029

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Items Found:	6913
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11