Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Star Shards Collected: 187
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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