AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8875
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.