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Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Abuse, adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, consequences, Deception, double standards, Ethereal, Ethics, Exploitation, Grooming, Infidelity, Manipulation, Marriage, morality, Realm, relationships, scandal, sex trafficking, Trust, victimization

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6922	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

aita, Big Ball, Friends, girl, group activity, Group Chat, high school, keeping ticket, leaving group chat, Minecraft, Panic, personal reasons, Promise, Server, sick, student ID, TicketTussle, UNFAIR, university friends, Unsure

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

CraftyCoupleTaxTime

aita, bill payment, car payments, Communication, CraftyCoupleTaxTime, federal taxes, filing separately, financial responsibility, gas, groceries, main source of income, marital finances, Mortgage, Overtime, Paycheck, SAVING, shopping, Tax season, Wife, withholdings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7942	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7934	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Buildings Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048
New Chunks Explored:	382865	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	2223	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	369
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	817	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10