AbsolutGG | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

West China Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	508

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	1318	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	6368

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3