Absolutenetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	118	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Star Shards Collected:	146
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Emeralds Found:	3362	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	7893	Enchantments Applied:	195
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Votes:	5609	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ores Mined:	1180
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3