AbsoluteMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2316
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6391	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	303
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2084	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	62	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	5757
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	840	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	6991	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	2496	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	603	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6500	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	1376	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3