Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	4515
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	894377
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Items Found:	7115
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.