Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Love Letters Sent:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	84	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Animals Bred:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8194

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	385
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	183841	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.