Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crops Grown:	6712
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9066

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	5502	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	253	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.