Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

Version	1.20.1
Online	24/7
Mods	Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon.
Age Range	13-25
Whitelisted	Yes
Active Players	15
Server Age	7 months, recent reset 3 days ago
Location	Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America
Rules	No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims.
Staff	Nice staff members

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	118807	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	177	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	182	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Towns Built:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	602	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchantments Applied:	169	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2652
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

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