Server will keep up with the most recent version of Minecraft. No hacking/lagging the server. Anything else is allowed.
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Absolute Vanilla
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Robo Fire Rescue City
come join our epic minecraft server where AI powered robotic firemen roam the land, putting out fires and saving the day!we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).
imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.
join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
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Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!
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SisterlySassCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of broken friendships and carpool chaos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, ex-friend drama, and intense carpool negotiations.Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Maya and Jenny over a virtual group outfit. The tension is high, the stakes are even higher – will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to the carpool?
But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Maya and Jenny. Will you choose to side with Maya and kick Jenny out of the carpool, risking the wrath of her mom and the loss of affordable transportation? Or will you stand up for Jenny and try to mend the broken friendship, even if it means facing the wrath of Maya?
With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic carpool battles, and the ultimate test of friendship and sibling loyalty. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!
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UglyCraft: No Mirror Required
Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing people care about is how well you can build a pixelated castle! Join us and leave your conventional ugliness behind as you embark on a journey to become the most beautiful block builder in the land.On our server, we have a secret potion that turns your character into a stunningly attractive pixel art masterpiece. Say goodbye to your conventionally ugly self and hello to a world where everyone is a pixelated supermodel.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most magnificent castle on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your conventionally ugly self behind. Who needs looks when you have the power to build the most epic structures and summon mythical creatures? It’s time to embrace your inner block builder and let your creativity shine!
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CrashCraft: JejuAir BlackBox Missing
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where the black box data is missing for the last 4 minutes before the crash? I mean, talk about a wild ride, amirite?Join us for some crazy adventures and mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans went down in those missing 4 minutes? Maybe the creepers were having a dance party, or the villagers were plotting a rebellion against the players.
But hey, if you’re into living life on the edge and uncovering the truth behind the missing data, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!