Absolute Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Ores Mined:	6660
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	6779	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1493
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	2094

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	79
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	2862	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8258
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	8905
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9547	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	8550
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	7352	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Votes:	3598	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	866	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4