Absidionsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Votes:	152
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Items Found:	3537
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3229
Dragon Eggs Found:	4914	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	586
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6634
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Farms Harvested:	880

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Enchantments Applied:	61
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2791	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10