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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.
want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!
plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!
