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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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