hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Potions Brewed: 169
Magic Items Found: 4980 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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