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imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 New Chunks Explored: 712334
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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