hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4644
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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