AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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