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AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun
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Players: 90/300 Votes: 5547
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Void Armor Forged: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Love Letters Sent: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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