AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

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Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3340
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty AF – Noobs Beware

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, and battle a horde of evil zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arrow Drama Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6735	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	643458	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	691
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1304	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2