AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lazulight’s Llama Land: Where Llamas Rule and Players Drool!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Solar Dragons, Ero Sakana Feesh, Metal Gear FairyFreaks, and even Freaky Ghost Maids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Elira Pendora, who will guide you through the mystical world of Minecraft like never before. And let’s not forget about Finana Ryugu, the master of all things fantastical and fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Mint Fantome, the queen of all things minty fresh and fabulous! Plus, Pomu Rainpuff may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the crazy adventures that await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some Voicepacks, Wallpapers, and other epic surprises along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DutchCraft: Where Even the Villagers Have a Sense of Humor!

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Yeehaw, partner! If you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft, then come on down to our server where anything goes! Want to dress up in corsets and wigs? Go for it! Feeling like chopping off your pecker and becoming a lady? Hey, it’s a free country, do what you want! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so saddle up and join us for a crazy adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrackCraft: Where Morality is Optional and White People Rule

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.

So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blockheads Unite: Crafting Chaos & Building Laughs!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh with some fellow gamers? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of fun-loving players who are always up for a good time. Plus, we have the best virtual parties in town, complete with pixelated fireworks and dancing pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	2509	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Anon’s Special Server: Where (You) are the Star!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon!

Join us and become part of our exclusive club where every player is treated like royalty…or at least like a very special potato. Yes, you heard that right, we worship potatoes here and if you join our server, you’ll be crowned the Potato King or Queen!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where an army of chickens roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become my special potato today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pretty Pixels: Where Beautiful Faces Take the Full Brunt Force

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with beautiful girl faces that you’ll want to see take the full brunt force of a powerful stallion ejaculation…wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with our stallion-powered beauties? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Towns Built:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GreasyCraft: Where we fix Grease with a side of LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to fix Grease, yes, you heard that right, Grease! The iconic movie musical is in shambles and it’s up to you and your fellow players to save the day. Build elaborate sets, reenact iconic scenes, and maybe even break out into song and dance (virtually, of course)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but be warned, these llamas are more cunning than they appear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew fixing Grease could be so much fun?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	71	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCreeperz – Noobs Welcome, Diamonds Await!

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Welcome to the CUTEST Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with indie vtubers who had an average of 500 viewers or more. These vtubers were like rare unicorns, sprinkling joy and entertainment wherever they streamed. And guess what? You can join them on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to hang out with these fabulous vtubers, but you’ll also have the chance to shill your own oshi with 499 views or more. It’s like a virtual talent show where everyone is a star!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, Koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?).

So come on down to our server, where the ducks are always quacking, the music is always playing, and the fun never ends. Don’t miss out on the CUTEST Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Scrolls: Crafty Adventures Await on Our Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of waiting for an Elder Scrolls anime to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have created our very own Elder Scrolls world! Join us and embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and become the ultimate hero of Tamriel all while building your own pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, Todd Howard himself will appear in-game and personally thank you for your dedication. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the Dragonborn of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	4628	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BritsCraft: Where UK Players Rule the Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FogCraft – Where Creepers are the New Mutants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep that will save the day!

Looking for a PA Frame edition? Look no further than our server, where you can find all the Fallout 4 resources you need to survive and thrive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we also have resources for Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas. You’ll never run out of content to explore!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive mods and assets that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. From custom weapons to crazy creatures, our server has it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	8434
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WTF Minecraft Madness: A Server for When You’re Feeling Lost in Block World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, we have a whole storyline where the chickens have taken over the world and it’s up to you and your trusty llama steed to save the day.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	248	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafting with Saiyans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SSB Gogeta from the Broly movie and MUI Goku from the Tournament of Power arc!

Join our server and witness epic battles between these two powerhouse fighters as they duke it out in pixelated glory. Will SSB Gogeta’s fusion dance be enough to defeat MUI Goku’s ultra instinct? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden quest where you can unlock the power of the Dragon Balls and make your wildest wishes come true. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Boner Party: Minecraft Server for the Horny Gamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blocky heart racing? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to get you as excited as a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual block!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Krafty Kraut Kastle: Where Whiteness Ends and Adventure Begins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have their own dance parties! That’s right, you’ll never know when a creeper will bust a move right in front of you.

2. The pigs on our server have evolved to ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk!

4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night. Their rendition of “Village People” is a real crowd-pleaser.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, whiteness stops at the German border, but the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Void Armor Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1