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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 266
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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