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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Magic Items Found: 3979 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Potions Brewed: 197

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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