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PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	947643	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	9264

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	8048	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Items Found:	7236	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Emeralds Found:	6735	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Farms Harvested:	522	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Votes:	6153	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8660
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	7546
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crops Grown:	9473
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6