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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9921 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.
4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.
5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.
So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
