BdayBlunderCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Crops Grown:	7818	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	793	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6498
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mines Excavated:	1000

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3288
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?

LilacMC Towny

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	116	New Chunks Explored:	899481

Learn more about LilacMC by visiting our website or you can go ahead and join our Discord server for more information!

Latest update: Mob Arena

Website: https://lilacmc.net Discord: discord.gg/7TVsdEZwdQ

play.lilacmc.net

HearthCraft

Active, Auctions, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Resets, ONLINE, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protection, Resources, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	3628

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together.

Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map available Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Land claiming Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories

Features

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Live map available
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech
Pet system
Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy
Land claiming
Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details	Server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard Main world size is 90,000 * 90,000 No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, etc.

Useful Links	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions	1. Can I grief other players on the server? No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited. 2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage? No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase. 3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world? No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is. 4. How can I claim land on the server? You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land. 5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms? No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited.

2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage?

No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase.

3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land.

5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms?

No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

Zenith ShotaCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Balls, Censorship, children, controversial, cultural norms, double standards, Ethics, japanese tv, Loli, Media, penis, Protection, pussy, regulations, shota, ShotaCraft, societal values, taboo, television, Uncensored, zenith

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in your sad, pathetic life! Imagine a world where shota penises and balls roam free, but loli pussies are banned – just like Japanese TV! It’s a twisted universe where the rules make absolutely no sense, just like your ex-girlfriend’s taste in men. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before!

CraftyHub – No Straight Answers

answers, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHub, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Listening, Marriage, non-verbal cues, Open-mindedness, passive aggressive, passive communication, perspective, perspective-taking, relationships, Respect, Straight.., Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.

Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.

Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!

NoobzNotAllowed

Awareness, common misconceptions, critical thinking, crucial details, education, essential information, general knowledge, hidden truths, ignorance, important facts, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, Misinformation, NoobzNotAllowed, overlooked facts, overlooked information, overlooked knowledge, societal ignorance, societal issues, underestimation, uninformed population

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture! Yes, you heard that right. These chickens have built the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, from giant chicken coops to skyscraper-sized nests. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to be initiated into their feathered fold and learn their ancient chicken building techniques.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pigs who have formed their own piggy mafia. They roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re not all bad. If you can prove your worth to them, they might just let you join their ranks and become a part of their bacon-loving brotherhood.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of this wacky world where chickens rule and pigs drool. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

BlockPartyBerlin

anti-racism, asylum seekers, berlin, BlockPartyBerlin, civil rights, demonstration, Diversity, equality, freedom of movement, germany, global citizenship, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, migrants, Multiculturalism, political activism, protest, Refugees, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like da biggest party in berlin but in virtual block form. we got tens of thousands of players protesting against boring servers with lame immigration rules. come join da fun and build ur own crazy world where everyone is welcome, even if u come from a different block. let’s show dem haters how to party in style, block style. come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Farms Harvested:	613	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7741