CarCrashSisNoRide | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Votes:	8306	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Emeralds Found:	8927	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9437	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	790	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7434	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1422
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6140
Dragon Eggs Found:	5847	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	114	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Star Shards Collected:	174
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2327

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1