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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9000 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
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