TouchyMen Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	620	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	145029

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	4519
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	133
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	915
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Emeralds Found:	6203
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	4013

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	934160
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9535	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Items Found:	4661	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8