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Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	962
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7419	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1425	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	123	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	15	New Chunks Explored:	269641
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2369	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5736
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2573
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3