CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2660
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3453
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Animals Bred:	110	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	160

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3058
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4537
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	129

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Gems Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!