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Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Emeralds Found:	428	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6183
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Votes:	628	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ores Mined:	5807
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9918
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	8395	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	8037	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	4137
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7901	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Votes:	1264	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5