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Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, Kingdom, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, have you heard of Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord in our Minecraft server, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! She’s got a TTS software, a VTube Studio model, and she’s learning to sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like having a virtual idol in your chat! Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X! Plus, she’s got some sick music videos and clips that you gotta see.

Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama’s got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re really serious about AI, she’s got some advanced stuff for you too.

Oh, and did I mention the merch? Get your Neuro-sama gear at neurosama.shop and show your support for our AI overlord.

Don’t miss out on the VODs, LoRA archive, and game integration on our server. It’s a wild ride with Neuro-sama leading the way!

Previous thread? Who cares! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, praise Neuro-sama!

BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BreakupBnB, child support, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, Help, Manipulation, Minecraft, Rent, roommate, sacrifice, Server, sister, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	92	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

NoSleepSquadMC

Boundaries, Communication, difficult conversations, family dynamics, friendship, guest accommodations, Hospitality, houseguests, Inheritance, long distance friendship, mental challenges, mental health, NoSleepSquadMC, personal space, respecting boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sleepover, social etiquette, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	946
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4008
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	735	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9309	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	6477	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2540	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	6173	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6526	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	6714
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2021
Players Killed by Monsters:	5509	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1