BlockheadAssassin | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1856	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	939	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	9113	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5998	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Emeralds Found:	899
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Emeralds Found:	1202
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	New Chunks Explored:	555202
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3408
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0