| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5420 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6475 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2780 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1836 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9827 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2799 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1822 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7630 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Ores Mined: | 9089 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7210 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8021 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2112 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
