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Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	519192
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	104
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Runes Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7941	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	922	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8003	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5760	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3455	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	4872
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6790
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	5062
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1