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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7536 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1881 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 397 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!